You put plates in the microwave without checking they are safe
Even worse if you put in tin foil, forks, or metal
You try to freeze chicken broth… in a mason jar
Even worse if others warn you glass doesn’t freeze
You boil eggs and forget to put them away
Even worse if you forget to turn the stove off
You flip cooking meat with your hands
Even worse if you try that with stir fry
Your family is afraid to go to sleep while you’re cooking
Even worse if they have valid reasons for their fears
Yikes! Should I admit to doing all of those things at one time or another?
What about you? Any kitchen disasters of your own?