A chit's yearly list of nonsense

5 Ways to Get Banned from the Kitchen



You put plates in the microwave without checking they are safe

Even worse if you put in tin foil, forks, or metal

You try to freeze chicken broth… in a mason jar

Even worse if others warn you glass doesn’t freeze

You boil eggs and forget to put them away

Even worse if you forget to turn the stove off

You flip cooking meat with your hands

Even worse if you try that with stir fry

Your family is afraid to go to sleep while you’re cooking

Even worse if they have valid reasons for their fears

Yikes!  Should I admit to doing all of those things at one time or another?

What about you?  Any kitchen disasters of your own?

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